WOW!

 At a press conference yesterday we learned from the top turd in the outhouse that the US military has destroyed Venezuela's navy and air force and ballistic missiles! Venezuela no longer controls the Strait of Hormuz! Mutt Rubio and another dunce sat in silence, listening "soberly" to the wonderful news. Cheers in magaland! We won! That certainly brightened my day. And the weather even looks fine. Rain for the weekend is still in the forecast, too. Brains of slush and brains of mush march on, off to a grand and glorious victory. And soon I will reveal my shaving mug, and even the brush I use, an old one, with genuine hog bristles, and even the soap with which I create the lather with which I shave. Yes, all of these. At any rate, that's what most people will see, but some few exceptional ones will see much more. It's kind of humid, so even though it is not all that hot by the thermometer the humidity makes it a bit uncomfortable, but if we must have that humidity in order to have that rain, then let humidity reign. I would gladly say that again, too. Unfortunately mosquitoes have made their appearance too. If we had only two mosquitoes, why, they would be spread so thin that there might as well be none, but in fact, their numbers are far greater and they grow fat on human blood, much like the average billionaire, growing fat on human blood. Sometimes metaphorically, but all too often in the literal sense. Vampirism and cannibalism as well as many other horrors and unspeakable perversions are available to the very, very, wealthy, and don't think for an instant that they don't indulge. They don't call them the Epstein class for nothing. No wonder, in magaland, they have so much admiration for such creatures. 

Someday soon, you shall see what you shall see! SOME day. Some DAY. It might even be Sunday...