Judo jokes

Recently, I came up with a number of "judo jokes"-- where that stuff came from I do not know. I haven't done any psychoactive drugs, as far as I know. I will share them with the world, because they are just so darned funny! Of course, Mark Trail cracks me up too. All those grouse and speckled trout.

You know what black belts in judo like to do during the Christmas season? Go chopping.

You know where judo black belts like to get auto parts? A chop shop.

A couple of black belts in judo went fishing but they weren't out long because the water was too choppy.

Of course, even an expert in judo gets sore, cracked lips, but not to worry  because they always carry chopsticks.

Judo workouts can be tough and dirty, so black belts always keep a roll of chop towels handy.

The motto at some judo academies is "chop 'til you drop".

Black belts in judo really like classical music-- but Chopin is best.

Unfortunately, that's all I can recall.

Getting married and combining households...

Busy, busy, busy, and more busy. The marriage ceremony was small and quiet and simple, which was what we wanted. The last week before the marriage was very stressful because we made a trip to my home town to see my mom and sister and a lot of relatives. They all love my wife! As soon as we got back to Lubbock we had to complete the job of moving my stuff into my wife's house. That stuff included my cat. And then I had to get all that stuff organized and set up to create my "office"/"workshop"/"computer room". In my last post I praised an AT&T sales rep, but that was premature. I was grossly misinformed. I set up my own computer's internet access with a cable service.