Maybe Uri Geller finally picked up my desperate pleas, and like bending a spoon, squeezed precious drops of moisture out of the air, out our way. Maybe this would be a good time to pray for peace! HAHAHAH! In your dreams, fool. You are more likely to suffocate in a vat of PEAS! Yes pray for peas.
For it is written, of peace they shall have none, but of peas they MIGHT have some.