Smell the fragrance. Breathe the vacuum.
In the car wash
you can get really clean
just like in your dream
of the CAR WASH!
Oh, in the CAR WASH
you can do your thing,
you can smell the aroma
and vacuum too,
in the CAR WASH!
In the CAR WASH
anything goes,
you can wear
your rubber hose,
your can dab your mitts
with a moist towel-ITTE--
in the CAR WASH
of your DREAMS!
You can spend your empty days inside the empty bays of a stone dead CAR WASH.
The machines they don't dispense, but you've got no cents, ANYWAY.
It's the CAR WASH! Oooobie Dooobie Dooooobie Doooo. Smell the fragrance! Breathe the vacuum!