Recently, I came up with a number of "judo jokes"-- where that stuff came from I do not know. I haven't done any psychoactive drugs, as far as I know. I will share them with the world, because they are just so darned funny! Of course, Mark Trail cracks me up too. All those grouse and speckled trout.
You know what black belts in judo like to do during the Christmas season? Go chopping.
You know where judo black belts like to get auto parts? A chop shop.
A couple of black belts in judo went fishing but they weren't out long because the water was too choppy.
Of course, even an expert in judo gets sore, cracked lips, but not to worry because they always carry chopsticks.
Judo workouts can be tough and dirty, so black belts always keep a roll of chop towels handy.
The motto at some judo academies is "chop 'til you drop".
Black belts in judo really like classical music-- but Chopin is best.
Unfortunately, that's all I can recall.
