What does a writer do, but CHANNEL a fictional person, who, for all we know, might be a dead person searching for a voice? Yes, who knows, but what a fictional character might be a channeled dead or even unborn person, a person who might have been, or who was, finding a voice via a creative imagination? Eh? Eh? It was a productive morning, after a blazing hot day yesterday, that probably set a record high for the date. Some relief but rain chances have all but vanished from the forecast. And now I will do some channeling: "Hahaha soon we get to laugh at dumb evangelicals again. They are so hopelessly stupid it's funny. They or at least some of them, are expecting to be raptured again, sometime around the 26th of this month. Are these pathetic ninnies capable of learning even one damn thing? It won't happen! No rapture! They are more likely to experience a rupture. And when the rapture, for the millionth time fails to take place, will they perhaps get the idea that they are on the wrong track? NO! They never do. They double down and move the damn goalposts. Make silly excuses. I despise those kinds of people, seriously. I don't respect them, their faith, their ideas-- nothing about them is in any way worthy of respect. And it's easy enough to imagine the kinds of people those seriously defective creatures are inclined to follow, to idolize, to worship, to vote for. Well, it'll be fun to laugh at them yet again. Another evangelical pratfall. One loses count of all the failed prophecies over the years. So say I, Lahrunce P. Tyconderack"
Sometimes after channeling I have a headache but not this time. Channeling can be quite fun, in fact. I plan to do more of that. God rest your soul, Mr. Tyconderack, wherever you may be!
There are a great many peculiar creatures running around, that's for sure. On that score I can agree with Mr. Tyconderack!
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